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I’m writing this to announce I will be leaving the Colonial News Bulletin in the near future. You may have read earlier that I was arrested by the New Gyr Militia on charges of being an Agerran Purist. Let me elaborate on this and put all rumors to rest. I must note that this is being published as a condition by the New Gyr Militia of being remanded into my own custody.
Your acting editor, Darling Ven-rett, is here. New Gyr is under attack by combat androids sent by Enterion to claim the nodes. These nodes, clandestinely installed without will of the people or Gyran traditions, or […]
The Galactic Vid Awards are still going! You can place a vote for which Vid made by a Homeworld this galactic period you believe was the best? Agerran war drama? Baryosi big budget blockbuster? Dor […]
Notes in brief from a conversation with Reda Ven-ry, native of New Gyr, independent entrepreneur with a local education and CMO of Atoll for the past year. Salient points of the Atoll plan: No desire […]
Enterios Chairman of the Board Reczak Taizon was arrested for the murder of the previous SIlent Conversation speaker, Fen Ga-Ryn, and for the attempted murder of an investigator looking into said case, Séjek Hatsén. Taizon […]
Earlier this afternoon, an Enterios Security team deputized Voyage Point locals to begin an investigation into an Enterios Facility that had been generating abnormal energy readings. The group climbing to the mountain facility found two […]
Those paying attention to criminal matters may recall, about a year ago, whispers that the Tempest, enigmatic leader of the Stormriders, was dead. Following such rumors, Stormrider activity notably dropped as no orders were being […]
The New Gyr Militia arrived in force to arrest Jacek Regolith, editor of the New Gyr office of the Colonial News Bulletin. The search warrant, signed by Noll Ir-Att, was seeking information on Agerran Purists […]
According to an anonymous source, at around 3:32pm Valiant’s Coltrane Paradigm asked, “Who wants to punch me for procedure?” He asked this in front of the Heron building, of the scientists who’d returned from the […]
Jon-Than the Mudfish, the New Gyr Militia’s mascot, will be returned to the sea today at 5 PM. The procession will begin in front of the Mess Hall. Jon-Than was rescued by the New Gyr […]
Reciprocal Compass, the ship-partner of the navigator Wind Azimuth, has come forward to publicly state that they observed Locke Ir-att, CEO of Atoll, picking up the WACs on Friday night. In their words: “I am […]
Reports of incidents involving Triskele’s androids have been spreading across the galaxy, with androids suddenly rebelling against their creators, stopping to work, and creating poetry. According to Triskele’s well-dressed and amazingly suave representatives, this is […]
In an earlier article, the Distant Light was stated as “not desiring” to make an attack on New Gyr. The Distant Light has issued an elaboration, making it clear that it is not a lack […]
Izek Kepaz was thirteen when he was pulled into the violence of the Ascension Revolts. “I was a child soldier,” he said of that time. “I regret causing death. I fought to survive.” When pressed […]
An experiment designed by recent Innate graduate Galen Dosahe strove to test the boundaries of our understanding of Innate Science, and succeeded past expectations. A circle of recent Innate Academy graduates assisted Galen in his […]
xQuire, a member of the band RFCB, has been found by the New Gyr Militia with kite worth no less than 40,000 credits. “I only intended to distribute it to my mouth,” xQuire explained. xQuire […]
Provided to the Colonial News Bulletin by the Silent Conversation, here is the precise text of tonight’s ballot. Question One: What corporate organization(s) should the Silent Conversation negotiate a treaty and economic trade arrangement with? […]
Izek Kepaz is the same Kepaz who served with Sol Kesazu (aka Fission Endeavor) and Jacobin Placebo (known as The Voice). Kepaz killed large numbers of people during the Ascension Revolts, and may also know […]
“Nol Ir-att is a curmudgeonly old asshole,” said a fellow member of the Silent Conversation after the Silent Conversation’s deliberations earlier today. Maybe that explains why Nol was entirely unable to comprehend what was going […]
“We were built to be of service, and we enjoy it,” said Hance. They describe themself as the consciousness which emerged in the Gyra ship known as Ryf-av’s Folly. They are inhabiting the body of […]
